I ordered this laptop stand somewhere around the 20th of May 2008. After much waiting, on the 24th June it finally arrived. It came from China and apparently the Olympics were holding up the postage?!
My favourite feature of this laptop stand is the wording on the packaging.
It sounds like some kind of poem or affirmation. It reminds me of the Irish blessing/saying:
May the road rise to meet you
May the wind be always at your back
The sun shine warm upon your face
The rains fall soft upon your fields
And until we meet again,
May God hold you in the hollow of his hand.
I love this blessing, it's very positive and uplifting.
I'm still trying to work out this one:
I think it means catch the screen before your hands get tired or you'll get a sore back.
Yes, I suppose some instructions can be convoluted.
No using beyond the purpose? It sounds like some sort of cult law.
Don't put the notebook down until you have assured it that everything will be ok.
I'd suggest not jamming the finger at any time, let alone when the angles are altered or adjusted.
Please shopping using? Er...Don't log on to Ebay unless the surface is stable. You could end up bidding on gold bullion by accident.
I'm getting a bit nervous about these unassured situations. You've already reassured the laptop and given it a hug. What more do they want? Also that falling part sounds a bit dangerous.
Long-time placing is prohibited? Who's going to arrest me? Now I'm really scared.
I promise I will not use in the airflow and dusty circumstance. As soon as I can figure out what that means.
Can't wait to see what happens when I open it.
Wednesday, June 25, 2008