Cuban Coffee Bean Olive Oil Soap with Real Cream
Every time I have a shower I can remind myself of beautiful roasted coffee beans and cappucinos... the roasted bean aroma slowly drifting up and... AAARGHGHGH!!!!
I think I'll ask if they can do one for me in "dandelion" instead!!
Excuse me, I think I'll just go wash my hands in poop. This is either complete genius or completely sick. By the way, it's scented with dark chocolate fragrance.
Now this is more like it, a soap made from beer:
Aaaahhh!!! I probably wouldn't use it - I'd probably just sit there, sniffing it...
Er... moving right along...
Hi, my name is Herschell, I used to play Playstation in the shower until I got electrocuted. Now Mum has confiscated all my gaming equipment from the bathroom.
Sony Playstation video game controller soap, scented for men
Fear not, Herschell, you can now feed your insatiable Playstation addiction while showering, bathing and just washing your hands. You can marvel at the controls, practice your special moves and do whatever it is that you do in there. Just don't tell me about it...
And now, for something even weirder:
I'm glad to know that the horror Hannibal Lecter dragon's blood scented soap is vegan, otherwise I wouldn't buy it.
So, if you like to wake in fright each morning as you look down at your soap in a half-sleep and see Hannibal the Cannibal staring back at you, washing your bits...
If you like recreating the scene from "Psycho" every morning to break the monotony...
If you like the idea of a serial killer washing your body and making you clean I have only one thing to say.
...You're weird, Pal.