I was making myself a sprouted spelt toastie with fetta and avocado. I never thought I'd actually admit to eating that. Anyway, I had just read an article describing how it is a good idea to spear an avocado in the pip and twist it out.
What the article should have also mentioned is to put the avocado on a flat surface, not to hold it in your hand. But the writer didn't count on someone like me reading his article and doing something quite so spectacularly stupid.
Half an avocado in my left hand, a knife in my right, I had speared the pip to a certain extent but I needed to push harder. So of course I pushed harder.
Without warning the knife slipped off the pip, the pip went flying over my head, the knife shot through the outside of the avocado and stabbed straight into the base of my second finger. It stopped suddenly, perhaps because it hit the bone. I pulled the knife firstly out of my finger and then out of the avocado.
I calmly held my finger without looking as a few thoughts coalesced in my mind:
"Wow. This is going to hurt."
"I'm not sure I'm quite ready to look at it yet."
"Damn, I've got to stop making my sandwich, I'm so hungry."
I got a tissue, wrapped it around the base of my finger without a sound or a word. I walked out and casually said to my partner.
"Ah. Just stabbed my finger."
He looked concerned but I told him it was ok.
I finally looked at it - the shallow part of the cut was about a centimetre and the deep part is about half the size. The cut was shallow on the edges and deep in the middle. It also had a gross bit sticking out of it. It wasn't really that bad, it was just a surprise. One minute you're making a feta and avocado toastie, the next: "surprise"!! You've got a knife is sticking out of your finger.
Here's the weird thing though, it didn't really hurt, just a dull sting. I followed my somewhat modified version of:
It went something like:
Squeeze tissue around finger
Finish making toastie
Nip of cider
My finger is looking much better now and I have resolved in future to remove avocado pips by cutting around the pip and flicking it out.
Its safer that way.
Attack of The Killer Avocados