My Boyfirned Wears Jeans
I Googled "Boyfirned" just to see what it was. Evidently it's how much of the world's population spell "Boyfriend".
And apparently a lot of people trawling on the net are seeking a boyfirned of their own. Good luck to them, I say. Hopefully when they meet them they'll spell their name correctly.
I'm not sure what it has to do with jeans exactly, maybe that "I look good in my boyfriend's jeans type thing."
Some hail them as the new 'it' jeans right now.
Some call them the answer to skinny jeans.
Others go so far as to call them "forgiving".
Forgiving eh? If you threw a rock at your sister when you were seven, the jeans aren't going to be your salvation. They are just comfy and probably allow you to eat periodically.
The name could be hybrid thing, like rom-com. Perhaps boyfirned is some kind of spurned boyfriend.
Or an exotic bird. A type of chemical wash for jeans? A fireplace?
Regardless, I do like 'em.