Wacky Gifts for Wacky People
Yuk yuk. I Love it. *snicker*
You could... take it home with you!! (I am sincerely sorry about that, I couldn't resist!)
Rocket Alarm Clock
This thing actually goes through a countdown and launches the rocket across the room. There’s something so amazingly cool about that...
Yes, it does keep the alarm sounding until you fossick about on your hands and knees trying to replace the rocket to its holder. That almost qualifies it for the sadistic gift file. But it does have a snooze button and it simulates launch off. What more do you want?
And of course...
Monty Python Killer Rabbit Stapler
Death awaits you all with nasty, big, pointy teeth.
It's the most foul, bad tempered rodent you ever set eyes on. Raaa!!! A tad unnerving for everyday stapling - kind of like having a Hannibal Lecter dinner set.
I can just see numerous idiots holding this up to their neck going "Aaargh!! Get the holy hand grenade of Antioch!!"
"Uh... anyone got a band-aid?"