Waiter There's A Pubic Hair In My Soup!!
Don't shout so loud, everyone will want one.
As I write this I am rather rapidly making my way through an entire pack of Mentos chewy dragees.
I ordered cream of mushroom soup today. The soup was nice, the usual standard I have come to expect from this establishment. Until that moment.
It wasn't hard to find. The thing about cream of mushroom soup is that it's kind of white. And the thing about this hair was that it was kinda black. And short. And er... curly.
Note: In this restaurant none of the staff appeared to have curly hair.
Not on their heads, anyway.
My face froze as I found the offending item, fished it out and put it on a napkin. It was at that same moment I lost my appetite.
This would make a great diet plan - I could call it the "Hairy Soup" diet. Guaranteed to put people off food forever.
I do sometimes wonder if I have a sign above my head saying "Do something unspeakably gross in my food please".
The fact that it was cream of mushroom soup doesn't bear thinking about.
BLAAAHHAAHHAA!!!!!! (Eats another Mentos)
I told the waitress about the hair. She smiled at me as if to say "oh good". I suspect she did not have the faintest clue about what it was I had just told her.
To quote John McClane (Bruce Willis) from the Die Hard quadrilogy:
"How can the same sh!t happen to the same guy twice?" Or girl in this case.
Please refer to previous post 'Waiter There's A Pubic Hair In My Tofu'.
I may never eat again.