What I found however, was this brilliant gem of what I would assume/hope are erroneous machine translations:
"Feng Shui to help you see how to become Warren"
Good. That's something I've always been wondering about.
"Do not tank, and the home clash fortuna"
Ok, I promise. I won't tank. It sounds kinda dangerous.
"...The toilet, as fierce caused the most scary."
I may just never go in there again.
"...investors are ecstatic, including many never fried anyone"
I know this one, its a Doobie Brothers lyric...
"Non-home Feng Shui is Not Never Trap"
...and hippocampus sends its regards to your kumquat hamster flap.
Following the site's advice to 'fix' a balcony, all you need do is:
"cut the so-called days of evil...just like a knife cut in half the roof..."
Sounds like a lot of work. I think I'll just put in a jade money plant and be done with it.