poem on maggi noodles (Banjo Patterson, eat your heart out!!)
cellulite stadium 2 !?!?!?! (I'm sorry, I'm afraid I missed Cellulite Stadium 1!)
wacky toilet seats (this one actually makes sense, I did do a post on wacky toilet seat designs)
naked people crossing (I'm not going to ask why people are searching for this!)
quinny (er... use your imagination!)
And best of all, if you type in Google:
i need toilet paper for my bung hole.... acdc
you will find me.
I finally rank for "bung hole".
A dream is achieved.