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Tuesday, November 27, 2012


I'm back! It's not that I haven't had anything to write about, it's that I have had too many things to write about. A quick update of my latest endeavours -


1. Bought everything on ebay in the last 2 months (well, almost!!)
2. Designed some apps
3. Created a couple of websites
4. Prepared to sell a couple of websites
5. Downloaded heaps of apps
6. Wrote Christmas lists
7. Realised I was doing too many things


Sooo, I have a moment to reflect and take stock (literally) of my latest purchases.


There is one clear favourite at this moment - my awesome Zara leather jacket. It's buttery soft, looks amazing and people I don't even know come up and want to touch it. That's kind of weird but it speaks for the quality of the materials.

Here it is, in all its glory:


That's not me by the way, but you get the idea.  My jacket is exactly like the one in the pic.

It retails for around $400, but the sneaky ebay shopping goblins helped me to snatch it up for... wait for it.....  $39.

Ahahaahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!





I pretty much wear it all the time, despite the arm touchers.


My other notable mentions include:

My lovely Nikon Coolpix L310 Camera, a present from my wonderful partner for my birthday:



This was not the sort of thing you would want to buy online.  We got it from a shop with all the proper warranty papers and stuff.


And for the bathroom decorations, these beautiful "Nile Stones" - I think that's a pun.  It's punny!!



Egyptian Stone - "Nile Stones"


You can still get these on ebay - they are hand carved and beautiful.  They are small, delicate, and... ston-ey.
I grabbed a couple of the 'beige' stones.


And.... some awesome ankle boots from shoebox_au (one of my new favourite sellers!)  The pic is a tad grainy because this particular ankle boot is no longer available.

Haha! because I got the last one!!




I really do love ebay.  Now, if I can just do all my Christmas shopping online, I can avoid the stores for another year!!


I can just click - get package - wrap stuff.   - Done!!

As opposed to - drive like a maniac through peak hour - park in a $150 per millisecond parking place, get whacked in the knee repeatedly by trolleys - have kids run into you covered in sticky stuff - wait in checkout line with a close-quarters-mouth-breather standing 1mm behind your neck - wait for even longer after the customer in front wants to put their $4.95 purchase on their Gold card that keeps getting declined so they can get 0.000002 frequent flyer points - get back in car covered in toffee apple, bruises, wrapping paper and cortisol sweat and drive like a slightly more careful lunatic back to civilisation.






Wednesday, September 26, 2012

I was watching YouTube videos as I generally do late in the evening, when I came across something disturbing.

YouTube knows my browsing habits well.  If I search for "how to play Angus Young solo for Back In Black", I will usually get a bunch of instructional music-related ads.  The ads are usually hard rock, heavy metal, punk rock, grunge, stoner or similar.

For example, I may look up "Queens of the Stone Age - 2007 Live Gonzo Performance - A Song For The Dead".  The ads to the side will generally be "Queens of the Stone Age - Live on Letterman" or "Josh Homme Interview", etc.

This week marks the pinnacle of YouTube & Vevo's contextual advertising FAIL.

I looked up "Iron Maiden - The Trooper", the theme song to a documentary series I am watching at the moment called "Metal Evolution".  Not surprisingly, it is about the history and evolution of Heavy Metal Music.

YouTube / Vevo saw this Iron Maiden clip and thought, well... if you like Iron Maiden...  you will probably like...

ONE DIRECTION.


Incongruity Alert!!!


YouTube Ad FAIL
Really, YouTube???????

  

One Direction?  Nice job, YouTube / Vevo advertising department.  Either one of the ad execs doesn't know the difference between heavy metal and the sound of a rather large hammer breaking a one direction cd....  or....  they have an automated system that is in serious need of upgrading.

So what's next?

If you like Bikini Kill, you may also like....  KE$HA.

If you like Nirvana, you may also like...  NICKELBACK.

If you like Rammstein, you may also like...   ROBBIE WILLIAMS.

If you like Marilyn Manson,  you may also like...  HANSON.


Perhaps it's an attempt at mind control.  You will be assimilated.  YouBorg will infiltrate our synapses and implant a love for abominable, awful, crap noises.  Next thing we know, we'll be popping over to iTunes to buy Justin Bieber's latest "track" because we suddenly think he's got a certain something.  Aaaarghh!!



However, I'm sure we are all stronger than that.  I can just see armies of goths filling in the sides of their screens with black texta.  Problem solved.







Tuesday, September 18, 2012

i am a total geek


Gifts for the special nerd in your life.  Nerds defy categorization and span the boundaries of modern life.  That said, I wouldn't be giving a Star Trek New Generation enterprise model to a die-hard Original Star Trek fan.  Things might get messy, kinda like a phaser on 10 (disruption effect).

Likewise, you better be sure that your nerd loved one is mad about the gift you will be giving them.

A few tips - drop some hints like, "do you prefer the Metallicar from Supernatural or the Batmobile?"
(if you ask me, the answer's obvious but people can surprise you with their answers sometimes!)

Or "who is scarier - Freddy Krueger, Jason, Michael Myers or Mick from Wolf Creek?"

Or..."which is better - TIE Fighter, X-Wing or Romulan Bird-Of-Prey?"

If they can't give a sensible answer, or think that these spacecrafts came from the same movie or series, they are not a nerd.  Get them an iPod loaded with One Direction, Rihanna, Kanye West and Black Eyed Peas and a gift voucher for a stupid haircut instead.

Oh, and if they think that Stargate Universe was better than Stargate Atlantis, then all hope is lost.

You have to determine the LEVEL of nerd before choosing a gift.  Bear in mind, there are some sci-fi nerds that actually know the planet on which you get the crystals from which to make lightsabres.  Really.

I know that the Death Star blew up Alderaan and I know that Princess Leia lived there.  So I'm not at the  "All-hail-5Gigasquillion-warlock-nerd-basement-abode-pop-tart-overlord" level just yet.

Anyway, back to the gifts:



USS Reliant NCC-1864

This is for fans of "Wrath of Khan".  Why this model?  Well, it's so people can come around and say "Oh wow!  A model of the Enterprise!" and you can go "no, it's the USS Reliant NCC-1864.  Can't you tell the obvious differences between an Anton/Miranda class (Reliant sub-class) and a Constitution class?  I mean they're both Federation Starfleet but..."

At this stage your guest will either be:

a.  Enthralled and slightly embarrassed for getting it wrong
b.  About to hit you over the head with your collectible "Hammer of Thor"
c.  Asleep



Supernatural 1967 Chevy Impala

A.K.A.  "Metallicar"  Die cast model to die for (hehehe!)  I don't really know why I'm putting this in here.  I want this for myself.  And if you get the last one before I do, I'll cover you with sea salt, demon!!



Freddy Krueger

"A Nightmare on Elm Street" stood the test of time quite well, at least the 1st and 3rd ones.  The second one isn't worth mentioning and well, a couple of the later ones were okay.  Not terrible, just okay.  But, Freddy Krueger is still loved and feared around the world, and so he should be.

I have my own Freddy Krueger action figure already.  I also used to sleep under a massive poster of Freddy Krueger's face.  Nobody, but nobody understood why I did this.  I will briefly explain.

If you are a kid, afraid of falling asleep because Freddy Krueger is going to get you, then it makes perfect sense (to me anyway!) to go to sleep under a big effigy of Freddy Krueger.  It's like, "I'm going to sleep, right under Freddy's face.  What else ya got?"



Stargate Atlantis Resin Model Set

After making this model, you could paint it and then submerge it in a fish tank, complete with elaborate decorations.  You might want to avoid putting fish in there due to the paint and superglue toxins!






Boba Fett

The coolest bounty hunter in the galaxy.


Take care of the special nerd in your life, they may seem a bit wacky and hard to understand sometimes, but I believe that one day, nerds will save the world.