I was watching a comedian on TV talking about edible underwear and the concept has floated in my mind for days.
The first question I would ask is "why"?
The second thing that really started to bother me was the "material" from which they are made. This comedian mentioned the stuff that edible underpants are made from and it's been giving me nightmares.
So it's a sticky, sugary, fruity sheet type thing. Designed for.. well actually, I don't really want to think about what they are for. Use your imagination. Or don't. Preferably don't.
The thing that bothers me the most is that you are supposed to wear these things as underwear. I don't want to go into too much detail but there are two problems with this.
1. It's warm down there.
2. Hair
Now if you get someone who is over enthusiastic and tries to take these things off quickly...
Well, only a qualified beautician should be allowed to do that. Under strict, clinical conditions using the proper utensils.
It baffles me how shoving a couple of fruit rollups down your dacks is somehow deemed to be alluring to the opposite sex.
Each to his/her own I suppose.
In any case, if you do ever buy/use/eat?!!?! these things, exercise extreme caution, lest you experience an instant Brazilian.
