I will try (and I do mean "try") to translate this latest offering by nutbags pretending to be internet banking admin people:
Dear Westpac Bank user,
Your Westpac online bank account is currently locked color
Really? I usually use Oxy Clean or lemon juice for those really locked in stains...
and only after you identify on the website
your account will be unlocked face and ready for use.
Oh good. There's nothing worse than trying to do your banking with a locked face. That is, if I can identify on the website. Err...
For added security we will send a Westpac SMS protect Code Color
to you pre-registered mobile phone number,
in order to confirm your identity.
Gee. Yeah. That sounds safe, sign me up. I'm so glad they are going to protect me (sic) mobile phone number.
Incidentally, I'd probably want to confirm YOUR identity considering you didn't pass grammar 101 and use US spellings for Australian victims. I mean customers.
Please follow the link below to request your Westpac Protect SMS Code Color.
Clicking a link in an email from a gramatically incorrect weirdo babbling on about locked colors and unlocked faces.
I don't see how that could hurt...
Incidentally, considering their outrageously obvious errors, they might have done just as well with this email:
"Dear Scumbag,
Weed porn ferret miscreant is dulling your online.
Please click your unlocked war scratchings to envelop your baby back ribs
Sincerely,
Scam Bastard Mother Fridge"
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