Welcome to the wonderful world of weird and wacky toilet seat designs. I used to frequent a cafe in Brunswick Street, Fitzroy. The toilets in this establishment were my favourites, due to their pristine cleanliness and due to their crazy toilet seat designs.
I have finally tracked down these wonderful hand-crafted designs so you can make a theme room for your bathroom:
Rubber Ducky Toilet Seat

Rubber ducky, you're the one... who makes... actually I'm going to stop singing now. This would be perfect for kids and the young at heart alike. Rubber duckies are not just for baths anymore!!
BeachToilet Seat

She sells sea shells by the.... dunny.
Do you have a beach house? Do you live near the ocean? Why not create a beach theme for the smallest room in the house. Complete with sand and shells nicely encased in smooth poly resin so you won't get sand caught in an unspeakable place.
Barbed WireToilet Seat

This looks painful, but is actually quite nifty and rather artistic. A bit odd, I must admit but I always liked this design. No need to look out for the redback spider hiding somewhere in the loo, it's already on the seat!
DolphinToilet Seat

My personal favourite. It's blue, it's got little dolphins, sand and shells inside it. It's very er... relaxing.
I have finally tracked down these wonderful hand-crafted designs so you can make a theme room for your bathroom:
Rubber Ducky Toilet Seat

Rubber ducky, you're the one... who makes... actually I'm going to stop singing now. This would be perfect for kids and the young at heart alike. Rubber duckies are not just for baths anymore!!
BeachToilet Seat

She sells sea shells by the.... dunny.
Do you have a beach house? Do you live near the ocean? Why not create a beach theme for the smallest room in the house. Complete with sand and shells nicely encased in smooth poly resin so you won't get sand caught in an unspeakable place.
Barbed WireToilet Seat

This looks painful, but is actually quite nifty and rather artistic. A bit odd, I must admit but I always liked this design. No need to look out for the redback spider hiding somewhere in the loo, it's already on the seat!
DolphinToilet Seat

My personal favourite. It's blue, it's got little dolphins, sand and shells inside it. It's very er... relaxing.