This morning at the service station, a combination of sleep deprivation, silght derangement and desperate need for stimulants conspired against me when I saw this sign hanging in the window:
"Coffee. You know you want one."
The sign showed a steaming take-away cup filled with caffeine-laden goodness.
Yeah? Yeah I guess I do want one. Mmmm. Enticing. Hang on, I don't even drink coffee...
Caffeine devil sitting on my shoulder says:
You know you want one...
I haven't had a coffee for over a year. I don't feel the need for it. I'm over it, I'm totally um....
(walks zombie-like into service station. Presses "cappuccino" button, frothy goodness filling my cup and runnething over)
Drinks coffee in 2 minutes flat. Eyes wide awake, and I'm WIRED!!!!
Now I know why Dave says:
Language warning: If you are offended by the f-word used in jest with regards to coffee, don't watch this video!!