You be the judge:
(Warning, slightly non-kid friendly themes... and in no particular order)
1. "It's My Network"
If you need this t-shirt to advertise that you are surrounded by scantily clad women then you probably aren't. My advice to those considering buying a t-shirt such as this, firstly think "would James Bond wear this?" If the answer is no, move along...
2. "Ex Masturbator"
For the love of decency, people! Why are you guys smiling? Is this a joke? Please, please take these t-shirts off... the market.
3. "If You Can Read This, The Bitch Fell Off"
Obviously, this is the back of the t-shirt. Clearly designed for motorbike riders.
I'm afraid that my sides have split from the witty subtlety of it all. Can you spell lawsuit?
4. "If Loving You Is Wrong, I Don't Want To Be Right"
All kinds of creepy. Please don't wear it around Star Wars fans like me. The fact that it happened once in the film was disturbing enough.
5. "I Bought This T-Shirt To Cover Up My Muffin Top"
6. "Mormons etc. Are All Wrong!!"
It's a free country I suppose. But just because you can wear this t-shirt doesn't mean you actually should. P.S. If you must wear it, make sure you avoid churches, mosques and remote temples on top of mountains, supermarkets, pubs, trains, planes and automobiles.
7. "Stop Looking At My Chest!"
Fine, I will stop looking at your chest, as soon as I stop reading the big writing on your t-shirt that just happens to be located in your chestel region.
8. "Don't Bother, I'm Not Drunk Yet."
If you read into the subtext of this, it speaks volumes.
Do not wear to airports. Or anywhere with jumpy security. You might find they haven't got a sense of humour.
10. Justin Bieber t-shirt