Holy Toast Stamper
That's right. So you can make your own "holy toast". Can someone please explain to me how and why the Ebay obsession with toast thing got started?
Nutri Grain E.T.
This happens to every second nutri-grain that I've ever eaten. But, come to think of it, it kind of does look like the little guy.
Oh, yeah, check this one out. For the extremely tolerant and / or masochistic:
Rotating disco ball alarm clock
I can just see it now. This is how it would go on its first day with me.
Me: Zzzzzzzzz Zzzzzzzzzzzz Zzzzzzzzzzz
Disco Ball Alarm Clock: Ddldldldldldld wheeee doo doo (insert 70s disco tune here)
Flashing lights. Oh yeah, you are feeling funky....
Me: F#$%!!!! Mph? What the F#$%?!?!?!? Is there a fire? (sees clock)
**SMASH!!!**
Disco Ball Alarm Clock: Bwwwwww dzzzz mooooo (dies)
Me: Zzzzzzzzz Zzzzzzzzzzzz Zzzzzzzzzzz
I love the disco ball.
ReplyDeleteI wouldn't buy it but the whole idea is so funny. =)